One more in english

A cowboy walks into town and sees an indian sitting near his house.

Cowboy:
“Hey! Cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?”

Indian:
“Dog no talk.”

Cowboy:
“Hey, dog, how’s it goin?”

Dog:
“Doin’ alright.”

Cowboy:
“Is this your owner?”

Dog:
“Yep.”

Cowboy:
“How does he treat you?”

Dog:
“Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play.”

Cowboy to indian:
“Mind if I talk to your horse?”

Indian:
“Horse no talk.”

Cowboy:
“Hey horse, how’s it goin?”

Horse:
“Cool.”

Cowboy:
“Is this your owner?”

Horse:
“Yeah.”

Cowboy:
“How does he treat you?”

Horse:
“Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements.”

Cowboy to indian:
“Mind if I talk to your sheep?”

Indian:
“Sheep lie!!”