One more in english

A cowboy walks into town and sees an indian sitting near his house.

Cowboy:
„Hey! Cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?“

Indian:
„Dog no talk.“

Cowboy:
„Hey, dog, how’s it goin?“

Dog:
„Doin‘ alright.“

Cowboy:
„Is this your owner?“

Dog:
„Yep.“

Cowboy:
„How does he treat you?“

Dog:
„Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play.“

Cowboy to indian:
„Mind if I talk to your horse?“

Indian:
„Horse no talk.“

Cowboy:
„Hey horse, how’s it goin?“

Horse:
„Cool.“

Cowboy:
„Is this your owner?“

Horse:
„Yeah.“

Cowboy:
„How does he treat you?“

Horse:
„Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements.“

Cowboy to indian:
„Mind if I talk to your sheep?“

Indian:
„Sheep lie!!“