The Talking Animals

A cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting near his house.

Cowboy: “Hey! Cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?”

Indian: “Dog no talk.”

Cowboy: “Hey, dog, how’s it goin?”

Dog: “Doin’ alright.”

Cowboy: “Is this your owner?”

Dog: “Yep.”

Cowboy: “How does he treat you?”

Dog: “Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play.”

Cowboy to Indian: “Mind if I talk to your horse?”

Indian: “Horse no talk.”

Cowboy: “Hey horse, how’s it goin?”

Horse: “Cool.”

Cowboy: “Is this your owner?”

Horse: “Yeah.”

Cowboy: “How does he treat you?”

Horse: “Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements.”

Cowboy to Indian: “Mind if I talk to your sheep?”

Indian: “Sheep lie!!”