No Eye Deer

“Do you know what a deer is?”

“Yes, I do.”

“O.K. then, how do you call a blind deer, I mean a deer with no eyes?”

“I don’t know.”

“The right answer is: No Eye Deer (no idea). And if this deer is not only blind but it is lame too, I mean it’s got no legs?”

“I don’t know.”

“Wrong again, the right answer is: Still No Eye Deer.”