A cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting near his house.
Cowboy: “Hey! Cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?”
Indian: “Dog no talk.”
Cowboy: “Hey, dog, how’s it goin?”
Dog: “Doin’ alright.”
Cowboy: “Is this your owner?”
Dog: “Yep.”
Cowboy: “How does he treat you?”
Dog: “Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play.”
Cowboy to Indian: “Mind if I talk to your horse?”
Indian: “Horse no talk.”
Cowboy: “Hey horse, how’s it goin?”
Horse: “Cool.”
Cowboy: “Is this your owner?”
Horse: “Yeah.”
Cowboy: “How does he treat you?”
Horse: “Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements.”
Cowboy to Indian: “Mind if I talk to your sheep?”
Indian: “Sheep lie!!”